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Speaker 1: ...guilty as far as he's concerned. Anyone who works design is guilty of something. Speaker 2: And are you guilty? Speaker 1: Well, just the humble peccadilloes that everybody does, but am I guilty of crimes? No. And when Mulder's gone, and he will be when the deal is finished today, all of this goes away. Speaker 2: Now...

Speaker 1: Okay, that was helpful, thank you. Speaker 2: The lead agent, the guy who was outside shouting at me, his name is Mold. And he's spent years trying to nail me, scumbag, for obscure maritime crimes. Doesn't matter to him.

Speaker 1: I'm not the one who's just stuck here. So if you want to leave, I'll let somebody take you, but... Speaker 2: I need you to tell me the truth. Speaker 1: Why would I lie? Speaker 2: I was about to ask the same thing. Speaker 1: You're right, it's not. But you can ask me anything. I've got nothing to hide. Speaker 2: Okay. Why was the FBI here? Speaker 1: They were assisting Interpol.

Speaker 1: Dude. Okay, so the agents before that old business. You're probably wondering what you got yourself into and why you should pull the rip cord. Right? Speaker 2: Something like that. Speaker 1: Awesome. First of all, I don't...

I'm going to expand on that. And then I said...

Speaker 1: Wait, what was the record? Speaker 2: No, I was there. No, it wasn't.

Speaker 1: So she's finding us progress, I guess. Speaker 2: She'll come around. Speaker 1: Eventually all girls need their mothers. And that's coming from me, and you know my mother. Speaker 2: Hey, how's the meeting?

Speaker 1: And cool. Speaker 1: I know, but this one's off base. Speaker 2: Don't really appreciate making me a stranger. Speaker 1: [unclear] Speaker 2: Oh, join us for a swim. Speaker 1: Okay, here goes.

Speaker 1: She was just talking to me. Speaker 2: Oh, why is she for a chat? Speaker 1: She said she wants to come on over and hang out. She has a... Speaker 2: Oh. Speaker 1: Do not underestimate my feel. Speaker 2: [Laughter] Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out which ones I'm going to give her. Speaker 2: Give her some drinks? Speaker 1: Yeah.

Speaker 1: Instead, it's like they're building their resume. They're missing the whole point of being young and dumb. Just rushing into adulthood like there's some kind of buried treasure there or something. All of them. Speaker 2: Oh, well. Jo's a smart kid, she'll figure it out. Speaker 1: Don't settle for less.

Speaker 1: I don't even recognize teenagers anymore. Welcome to my world. Speaker 2: They should be cutting class to go smoke a bowl or, or dry humping in their parents' car or listening to punk rock or getting stupid tattoos.

Speaker 1: Decision made. Great, exactly what I was going for. Alright, so party starts at five. That means I have plenty of time for a swim, maybe an afternoon siesta, maybe check the email. Let's do it.

Speaker 1: You okay, man? Things went pretty heated out there. Speaker 2: Trust me, it's fine. It's all part of the dance. Now I threaten to sue, and that agent's boss's boss makes him apologize and sweep it. Once you reach a certain net worth, they like to paint targets on your back, that's all. I hope that wasn't too douchey. Just...

Speaker 1: See ya. Speaker 2: No, no, guys, you can't leave me here. Speaker 1: Sorry guys, they do this to me once or twice a year, it never amounts to anything. It's just to keep me on my toes. Speaker 2: Well, what are they looking for? Speaker 1: It's a fishing expedition. They don't like the way I work, but they really don't like that I'm not breaking any laws.

Speaker 1: I think we should wait. I think we should wait. I think we should wait. The exercise is probably a pretty good bottleneck for the driver already. Speaker 2: I can be packed in less than a minute. Speaker 1: Okay.

This is good. Oh shit.

What the hell is this?

Speaker 1: Um, nothing to worry about here. We'll be right back. Speaker 2: Un-fucking-believable. Speaker 1: Just close it.

Oh, wait, sorry. Oh, wait, that's right there. Uh, hey, sorry.

Speaker 1: What was that? Speaker 2: So long, sir. Speaker 1: Thanks, buddy. Take care.

Speaker 1: Oh, that's too bad. Speaker 2: Well, actually, this guy I'm staying with is having a small party tonight. You should come. Speaker 1: I don't think so. Speaker 2: Honestly, you'll probably know more people at this thing than I will. Speaker 1: Text me the details, I'll let you know. Speaker 2: Okay. Good to see you. Speaker 1: Good to see you.

Speaker 1: ...from the general store. Speaker 2: That's it. Speaker 1: Oh, how is Jack faring? Speaker 2: Jack is a cockroach. He'd survive a nuclear blast. Speaker 1: I've been meaning to call and check on him, but honestly, what would he even say? Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not like they make a card for that. Speaker 1: No, they do not. So how long are you out here? Speaker 2: Just a month.

Speaker 1: Hi! What a nice surprise. Speaker 2: Indeed. Speaker 1: I didn't know you had a place out here. Speaker 2: Oh, I don't. I'm just staying with a friend. Speaker 2: Nice. How about you? Speaker 1: Oh, I have a small place in Southampton on the Hedges just down...

Speaker 1: Simple and service, point in the paper. Speaker 2: I'm just trying to make a dollar, you know what I mean? Speaker 1: Who was that? Speaker 2: That was Sposo [?], and you know who I'm about to go say hi to. I'm gonna go see if people want to order drinks.

Speaker 1: I don't care how old you are, your father is still your father. Speaker 2: Hey! Speaker 3: Bobby, how you doing? I hear you re-attacked your fence.

Speaker 1: I love this place. My parents had a place up here when I was a kid, so I spent a lot of time here. Speaker 2: Oh, yeah? Do you ski? Speaker 1: I do, yeah. Speaker 2: Yeah, me too. Speaker 1: It's a lot bigger than I remember.

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Speaker 1: How was it? It was just a show, it was just here. Speaker 2: Oh, we're done? Speaker 1: No, we are not done. Speaker 2: We're done? Speaker 1: No, we are not done. Speaker 2: We're done? Speaker 1: We're not done.

Speaker 1: I think it's got over like 20 Aspen lines released in just under a year now. Speaker 2: I don't like guns. Speaker 1: Of course. I'm sorry, I was thinking... Let's go back inside.

Speaker 1: Oh no, what is it? Speaker 2: I know they're sweet, but they are considered an invasive species around here. They carry ticks that spread disease, they decimate vegetation. Believe it or not, they are the primary cause of car crashes. There's a guy from South Africa...

Speaker 1: Hey! Hey! Hey! I'm sorry. Speaker 2: What'd you say? Speaker 1: Yeah.

Speaker 1: Hey, what's up? Speaker 2: [Screaming] Speaker 1: Oh shit, I'm sorry.

Hey. Everything for... I should probably...

Speaker 1: It's an emergency. It's always me. Go back to your students. Call later.

Speaker 1: I'm gonna go home and Netflix and chill. Speaker 2: Is that what it means? Speaker 1: No. Speaker 2: Wait, yes. Speaker 1: Wait, no. Speaker 2: Wait, yes. Speaker 1: Wait, no. Speaker 2: Wait, yes. Speaker 1: Wait, no. Speaker 2: Wait, yes.

Speaker 1: No, thank you. Speaker 2: You sure? There's some serious downpour out here this time of year. Speaker 1: I'm a mountain hunter. Speaker 2: Yeah, but from what I can tell, you won't be seeing very much in that. Speaker 1: I know. Speaker 2: Good luck, my friend.

Speaker 1: Old place, join the place, see all the way. Speaker 2: The husband among us. Speaker 3: But I didn't realize everyone would be coupled up here. Speaker 4: I thought this was your night out. Speaker 3: Oh, not for long. Just watch me work my magic. Speaker 4: Oh, I'm sure.

Speaker 1: You should be out there growing Brenda's empire. Speaker 2: I'm company, I don't know if that matters. Speaker 1: Yeah, of course. Hey, it's your show. Speaker 3: Now, full speed ahead, boys. Full speed ahead. Speaker 4: Hey, no more shop talk. Sam and I got a couples massage, so you guys make yourselves at...

Your core competency is wealth management, advisory compliance. And if you want to explore an operational efficiency to the tune of seven figures, why wouldn't you? Come on, Barney. Let's make it work. Besides, I don't want you wasting time balancing checkbooks.

Speaker 1: Sure, but I'm just trying to say control's not the same thing. And why would Nick take up a payroll benefits liability for an entire back office that I've got the infrastructure already for? Speaker 2: Because it's Nick's business. Speaker 3: Easy there, Barney. We're all friends here. Speaker 1: Hey, it's all good, this is just a...

Speaker 1: ...back-office system, accounting, bookkeeping, payables, receivables, the works. That way when we scale up, all those systems are in place. Speaker 2: Oh, hold on a second. We haven't discussed any of that. We can't just hand over all of our controls to Big Tech. Speaker 1: I think they're being acknowledgment and transparency...

Speaker 1: The team's finished their review of the next strongest gyms and we are a two for four. Yeah! Speaker 2: My man! That feels good. Speaker 1: So, uh, what happens next? Speaker 2: Okay, so it was consolidating and...

Speaker 1: Hey Marshall. Speaker 2: Hey. Oh! Speaker 1: How are you doing? Speaker 2: Sorry, I don't... I haven't been off task. No, I'm just... I'm just at this point where I'm just working. Speaker 1: Hey, good news! I found...

Speaker 1: Yes, yes, show me. Speaker 2: That's what's going to set you back. Speaker 1: Either go big or go home, right? Speaker 2: This is your home. Speaker 1: [Laughs] I love this guy. Speaker 2: That's exactly what I was... sorry to hear about your phone.

Speaker 1: When this is over, I'm taking you out. But tonight, I've got a great dinner planned for just us. I brought my buddy Chef Nicholas, with double Michelin stars. Speaker 2: I'm sorry to interrupt, but can someone show me to the closest bathroom? My pelvic floor is basically Swiss cheese. Speaker 3: Okay. Speaker 2: Thank you.

Speaker 1: Come on, I'll show you around. Speaker 1: Man, Cooper's got some game, huh? Speaker 1: Okay, alright. So, it's settled. Up the ramp, into the pool, whatever works. Speaker 2: Hey, Hunter. Speaker 3: Ron, nice to meet you, man.

Speaker 1: Welcome, welcome. Come on right in. Speaker 2: Smooth, man. Speaker 3: Yeah, smooth as silk. Speaker 1: Hey, of course. Last thing I want to do is subject my guests to Hampton's traffic. Good to see you. Good to see you. Welcome. Hey, glad you could make it.

...protected for decades in town ordinances and dune preservation efforts in the process. Whether you're sitting in traffic or flying over it, getting to the Hamptons takes some doing. So you might as well have a place like this to make it worth your while. Hey-ho!

House, pool, garden, and tennis court, all done in the classic East End shingle style. Peltillo and Asher acquired it for a cool 12 million and then spent another 12 demolishing and rebuilding it in an early modern style that would make Charles Gwathmey and Norman Jaffe proud.

Yeah, this estate sits on two acres of prime Sagaponack beachfront property. It's a 10,000 square...