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Speaker 1: Like a filled dictionary with words from out of nowhere.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I have that same dictionary.
Speaker 1: You and Jimmy, so deep on that ranch, I reckon. We'll discover we have more in common than just the animals on that ranch. I have been...
May 16, 02:51 AM
Speaker 1: Well, what are you saying, Barry?
Speaker 2: Goes on to prove I was off to put that bear down.
Speaker 1: Your wife felt different. She's a big girl, isn't she?
Speaker 2: No, she's not.
Speaker 1: She don't take the word "no" very easily.
May 16, 02:51 AM
Speaker 1: It's my husband, right?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: Whatever. I'll be right back.
Speaker 1: Can I get a beer for my husband and a bag of Cheetos?
Speaker 2: That's it?
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 2: Back to the...
May 16, 02:50 AM
Speaker 1: Nice stuff.
Speaker 2: I got naming rights.
Speaker 2: I'm back in business.
Speaker 2: I think I found a bar.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah?
Speaker 2: There's someone there waiting to meet me.
Speaker 1: Who's that?
Speaker 2: The Captain.
May 16, 02:50 AM
Whatever, yeah, like the general...
Oof. Shoot off. Mistakes go to work.
That's fine.
May 16, 02:49 AM
She's right the first day, she's right the second day she's right again, and the third day you're fucking wrong.
May 16, 02:49 AM
Speaker 1: That's the deal. She says something nice to you, you listen. She says something mean to you, you listen. And if you don't know what the fuck she's talking about, you listen. Just listen. Yeah.
You know, years ago when I asked Donna, I said, "Donna, what's the key to a successful relationship?"
May 16, 02:49 AM
Speaker 1: Shit. For fuck's sake, just tell me what's on your mind. Come on. That's a girl. Give me another. That's... that's great. I'm just not sure what to do. Why don't you do anything? You don't say anything. You just listen.
May 16, 02:48 AM
Speaker 1: Slightly decent at least.
Speaker 2: This is what we could do for our top 10.
Speaker 1: Share your screen if you can too.
Speaker 2: Hey, look at that.
Speaker 1: Fuck you and your money.
May 16, 02:47 AM
Speaker 1: Did you find him?
Speaker 2: No, no. I was just out this way.
Speaker 1: No, he was just out this way.
Speaker 2: I wanted to personally bring you Wes's last two weeks and I had his next two weeks.
May 16, 02:47 AM
Get the fuck up, eat your dinner before it gets cold.
May 16, 02:46 AM
Speaker 1: You have to be perfect if you want to take over running this ranch.
Speaker 2: I pray to God that I don't, and I never turn into you.
May 16, 02:46 AM
Speaker 1: Those test statements, the ones that you got for me.
Speaker 2: Excuse me?
Speaker 1: Orion Lynn. You are right on his heels. And I won't accept it. I won't tolerate it. This family cannot survive another fucked up child.
Speaker 2: You can't survive me. Just like you can't survive me being anything other than perfect.
May 16, 02:46 AM
Speaker 1: Change. Sit down. Now.
Speaker 2: I've been through the fire.
Speaker 1: I sent your daddy off to rehab. It's about time he addressed [unclear].
May 16, 02:45 AM
Speaker 1: So, Susan Norris says you had quite a night at the rodeo.
Speaker 2: I sure did. Some steer wrestler put his hands on my granddaughter. How's that look?
Speaker 1: Abner Jackson?
Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1: Sit down.
Speaker 2: I'll stand.
May 16, 02:45 AM
Speaker 1: Regalo de Dios.
Speaker 2: Sí.
Speaker 1: Regalo de Dios.
Speaker 1: That bitch is done.
Speaker 2: Perfect timing, dinner's ready.
Speaker 1: I already drank mine, thanks.
May 16, 02:45 AM
But not him. He never looked at me any different. No visit, there's something. Nearly every month. He never said about you. Un papá dio un regalo.
May 16, 02:44 AM
Speaker 1: Mic check. Check. Check. Check. Check. Mic check. ¿Todo bien?
Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks.
May 16, 02:44 AM
Speaker 1: What about the sets?
Speaker 1: Oh fuck.
May 16, 02:44 AM
So, when do you think I'll be seeing you again?
May 16, 02:43 AM
Speaker 1: In the second gear, I want you to clear out.
Speaker 2: Don't tell me twice.
Speaker 1: Don't fucking reset. Good shit.
May 16, 02:42 AM
Speaker 1: Sorry, sorry. Take it from the right. I'm gonna hit it.
Speaker 1: Alright, ready? One, two, three.
May 16, 02:42 AM
Speaker 1: That's a very serious accusation.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so is disappearance.
Speaker 1: How do I know what's coming next?
May 16, 02:42 AM
Speaker 1: I'm going to stay here for some time.
Speaker 2: Are you going to help me or judge me?
Speaker 1: Yes, miss, we are going to help you. But there is a process to this. We'll take your information after it's been 72 hours.
Speaker 2: It's been 72 hours! Someone at the Ten Petal knows more than they're saying.
May 16, 02:41 AM
Speaker 1: Couple of nights ago, he's gone, and they said maybe he took off, needed some space.
Speaker 2: Okay, who said that? Was that his family?
Speaker 1: Brent, your son. Brent's saying maybe he was off the wagon, but it ain't fucking true.
Speaker 2: And you're sure?
Speaker 1: Wes doesn't need space. He needs a paycheck and a shower.
May 16, 02:41 AM
Speaker 1: Left for the podcast, went to bed, didn't wake up there, never came home.
Speaker 2: She's still in the office.
Speaker 2: And how long has he been gone?
Speaker 1: Long enough to know something's wrong.
Speaker 2: Did anybody see him take off?
May 16, 02:41 AM
Speaker 1: The first trailers start to shift in half an hour. I've been back twice, so can you please just take my goddamn information?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Be nice if somebody did.
Speaker 2: Yes, ma'am. Name of the employee?
Speaker 1: My husband, Wes Ayres. Works at the Ten-Petal Ranch. Disappeared.
May 16, 02:40 AM
Speaker 1: I need to file a missing person's report.
Speaker 2: Take a seat.
Speaker 1: No, I don't have time to take a seat.
Speaker 2: Take a seat, I'll be right with you.
Speaker 1: My husband is missing, okay? And I've got my little boy...
May 16, 02:40 AM
Speaker 1: ...visit. She was asking questions too.
Speaker 2: Well then go do something about it before this becomes a fucking wildfire.
May 16, 02:40 AM
Speaker 1: We need to find out what they know or it gets more complicated.
Speaker 2: Your new foreman, we're putting him in the hospital.
Speaker 1: Austin? How bad off is he?
Speaker 2: Broken arm, broken ribs.
Speaker 1: What, was he asking questions?
Speaker 2: West's wife paid him a visit.
May 16, 02:40 AM
Speaker 1: Let that property slip through our fingers. The gods have never liked us. Sold the ranch to that Montana couple, the late governor's daughter. We met. She came by the slaughterhouse.
Speaker 2: For what?
Speaker 1: To kill and carve her cows, at least that's what she told me.
May 16, 02:39 AM
Speaker 1: I mean, the Bravo's mess is proving to be difficult.
Speaker 2: Well, in what way?
Speaker 1: In the way it got up and walked off the edge of a ranch.
Speaker 2: Well, you better fucking find it.
Speaker 1: This is my brother's fault, not mine. One day he's going to set a fire he cannot contain.
Speaker 2: Well, it wouldn't be a problem if you hadn't...
May 16, 02:39 AM
Speaker 1: Rob Wills checked into rehab. The one in Sedona, a five-star accommodation as you asked.
Speaker 2: Is my father-in-law's office? The day-to-day operations of our business are not his concern. The ranch is my dominion, not his.
May 16, 02:39 AM
I'm not about to go out and find the wood of some [unclear] near the ocean [unclear] south of San Francisco this morning.
May 16, 02:38 AM
Speaker 1: I'm actually not...
Speaker 2: Big old car. [laughs]
Speaker 1: I'm sorry I got you mixed up on the road with the radio.
Speaker 2: Just glad to get mixed up on something. That was crazy. I didn't even know what the fuck was going on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, nobody's gonna make it easy for you.
May 16, 02:38 AM
Speaker 1: Gravity distortion?
Speaker 2: No. One of the other cowboys. Um... Old man. Big boss.
Speaker 1: Iron mystery. Our handsome, kind of heart of gold, hero, crack shot.
May 16, 02:37 AM
Speaker 1: You fucking with me?
Speaker 2: Maybe just a little.
Speaker 1: I like that.
May 16, 02:37 AM
Speaker 1: ...at current market rates, on the level.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Hello.
Speaker 2: Three weeks.
Speaker 1: Plus two.
May 16, 02:35 AM
We need the best cuts to cook the best fires. Prime, Grade A, certified Angus. Aged for 22 months. We'll lead with ribeye, filet, T-bone. Peak marbling. That's what I need.
May 16, 02:35 AM
Speaker 1: I can't fucking walk anymore. Let me show you what I did.
Speaker 2: The formation of this sacred work against the big boys...
May 16, 02:35 AM
Speaker 1: Welcome, my friend.
Speaker 2: Thank you for seeing us, Flavio. Everybody tells me that you can cut the finest T-bone in the state.
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 2: Well, I've got six Angus outside with nowhere to take them. My husband and I were building a small outfit of quality.
May 16, 02:34 AM
Speaker 1: Yeah, five boys. I'm getting yeah. You see what's fucking happening.
Speaker 1: I guess I've reached some intensity.
May 16, 02:34 AM
Speaker 1: Where the fuck is the jacket?
Speaker 2: Goddamn commandos.
May 16, 02:34 AM
Speaker 1: Except the Westerner didn't run off.
Speaker 2: Fucking let it go.
Speaker 1: Problem is you won't let it go. Stirring up trouble for all of us. Goddamn well the Westerner didn't run off.
Speaker 2: Not now!
Speaker 1: Shut your mouth, boy.
Speaker 2: I won't.
May 16, 02:33 AM
Speaker 1: Got your text.
Speaker 2: No problem, Mr. [unclear].
Speaker 1: I got the algebra.
Speaker 2: Can I reuse it?
Speaker 1: The X?
Speaker 2: I'll solve it right now.
Speaker 1: Go.
May 16, 02:32 AM
Speaker 1: Well, I didn't say mountain. I said forest. I didn't say forest. I didn't say forest. [laughter] I didn't say forest. And we've got the Black Rock push-over mistress. We've got a new bull coming in. Let's go to work.
Speaker 2: Yes, sir.
May 16, 02:32 AM
Speaker 1: This is Father. Hey, Rip don't suffer fools, okay? Just be ready, be fast, be good. You'll be just fine.
Speaker 2: Gracias, señor. ¿Usted habla español?
Speaker 1: Shit, you speak Spanish too?
Speaker 2: South Texas, sir. Mission, Texas.
May 16, 02:32 AM
Speaker 1: Shit, you got old.
Speaker 2: You got tall.
Speaker 1: Great to see you, boy.
Speaker 2: How'd you do this?
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: The guy in the...
May 16, 02:31 AM
I'll take two tons from New York City.
I'll take two tons.
May 16, 02:31 AM
Speaker 1: About that pressure. Wait. There's a cup there in that apron, in that pouch.
May 16, 02:30 AM