Timeline
16,716 memories — chronological, newest first.
Speaker 1: ...thousand dollars a bottle. Elderberry syrup and a little lemon juice.
Speaker 2: Ooh.
Speaker 1: And MDMA.
Speaker 2: Whoops. What now?
Speaker 1: Just a little bit.
Speaker 2: Come on.
Speaker 1: There you go. There you go.
Speaker 2: Oh.
May 15, 04:58 AM
Speaker 1: Oh, this is better. This is better. My bad, sorry. Okay. Here we go. Make a toast. Okay, to new beginnings.
Speaker 2: Mmm. Oh, man, that is good.
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: What's in it?
Speaker 1: Blue Hippopotamus. It's 25...
May 15, 04:57 AM
Speaker 1: Oh hey guys, check out these.
Speaker 2: Ooh, very nice.
May 15, 04:57 AM
Speaker 1: Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we may die. But, no, that's not how it goes. That's how it sounds. That's how that one goes. Oh, that's just stupid.
May 15, 04:57 AM
Go, go, go, make a choice, it's a Uber.
I think it would be a good idea for me when I get to this point, I'm able to undo it or something, I have to. So I'm telling my friend we...
May 15, 04:56 AM
Speaker 1: I'm an actress. I'm interested in this guy. He's throwing a pool party.
Speaker 2: You're at a party right now.
Speaker 1: We're going to another one.
Speaker 2: Will there be drugs at this party?
Speaker 1: Not as many as there will be at this one.
May 15, 04:56 AM
Speaker 1: Two. So, you might have caused a small break with this whole FBI thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Things are getting cold feet.
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: Cold feet, but we might be able to use this to squash this whole thing.
Speaker 2: And then you can get your money back.
Speaker 1: If that... but...
May 15, 04:55 AM
Speaker 1: I'll do the FBI myself.
Speaker 2: But to do that, it certainly hasn't worked out very well for people in our business.
Speaker 1: Is that right?
Speaker 2: Enjoy the party.
May 15, 04:54 AM
Speaker 1: Look at me, look at you. You're managing 400 million bucks of my money. What kind of marriage is that?
Speaker 2: So it's not really an offer.
Speaker 1: Of course it is. You can say no.
Speaker 2: What happens if I do?
Speaker 1: Talk to my lawyer.
Speaker 2: It's not an offer. Maybe I should get my own lawyer, talk to your lawyer.
May 15, 04:54 AM
Speaker 1: He saw an opportunity and he took it.
Speaker 2: Shut up. It was ugly and stupid and beneath both of us. Now I'm offering you something different.
Speaker 1: That's right. Wall Street. You've not been in the rules, you've not been playing the game, right?
Speaker 2: Is the FBI thinking that?
Speaker 1: Well, that's the thing, Lou. If the FBI is looking this closely at me, especially...
May 15, 04:54 AM
Speaker 1: What? Huh?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, we're just sorting out that FBI stuff. The folks on the beach, right?
Speaker 3: Not me.
Speaker 2: You two haven't formally met. Luke, meet...
May 15, 04:53 AM
Speaker 1: I'm not overreacting. I just need to know what I'm dealing with here.
Speaker 2: I think I know what we're dealing with.
Speaker 1: It's a lot of money, Barney.
Speaker 2: Okay. Okay, let's do it.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 3: How was it?
Speaker 1: Oh Jesus! No! Barney!
Speaker 2: Hi, Grace.
May 15, 04:53 AM
Speaker 1: I get the picture.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm not saying I don't. I mean, we're talking global expansion here. I just want to know what's what, you know?
Speaker 1: Usually you find that out before you get in bed with someone.
Speaker 2: Not in the NBA you don't. Look, I know I should have looped you in sooner. I'm probably over...
May 15, 04:52 AM
Speaker 1: Wait a minute. Which one is Varian?
Speaker 2: That's the boy.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, I was in his office a few weeks ago. Shit. Ever since this all started, there's just too many damn people.
Speaker 2: In a few days...
May 15, 04:52 AM
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say that I said I told you so.
Speaker 2: I mean, that was the FBI out there. And he's walking around like it happens all the time. And Waystar is my legacy, it's for my kids and their kids. I can't mess it up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, look, when I get back, I'll talk to Gerri and her team, we'll see what we can do.
May 15, 04:52 AM
Speaker 1: Hey, what's up?
Speaker 2: About time. How are you?
Speaker 1: Chris is in the shower. How are you?
Speaker 2: Oh, what's up? You think it was a mistake getting involved with Ashley?
May 15, 04:51 AM
Speaker 1: I wasn't fishing.
Speaker 2: Sure you weren't.
May 15, 04:51 AM
Speaker 1: Last year's allies are this year's enemies. We need to do business. And we've got an army of lawyers on hand to make sure we're always on the right side of the law and international law.
Speaker 2: He's a monster.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sometimes it feels like the opposite.
May 15, 04:50 AM
Speaker 1: You just said that you ship weapons.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well everybody ships weapons. The United States ships over 250 billion dollars worth of weapons every year.
Speaker 1: And you ship only for the United States?
Speaker 2: Listen, you can't run a company this big without getting fouled in geopolitics now and then.
May 15, 04:50 AM
Speaker 1: This seems like a good time for you to tell me what it is you actually do.
Speaker 2: I told you, I run an international freight company.
Speaker 1: I know, but what do you ship?
Speaker 2: What we've always shipped. Cars, food, phones, electronics, machinery, clothing, chemicals, microchips.
Speaker 1: Weapons?
Speaker 2: Sometimes.
Speaker 1: Are you an arms dealer?
Speaker 2: What?
May 15, 04:50 AM
Speaker 1: ...guilty as far as he's concerned. Anyone who works design is guilty of something.
Speaker 2: And are you guilty?
Speaker 1: Well, just the humble peccadilloes that everybody does, but am I guilty of crimes? No. And when Mulder's gone, and he will be when the deal is finished today, all of this goes away.
Speaker 2: Now...
May 15, 04:49 AM
Speaker 1: Okay, that was helpful, thank you.
Speaker 2: The lead agent, the guy who was outside shouting at me, his name is Mold. And he's spent years trying to nail me, scumbag, for obscure maritime crimes. Doesn't matter to him.
May 15, 04:49 AM
Speaker 1: I'm not the one who's just stuck here. So if you want to leave, I'll let somebody take you, but...
Speaker 2: I need you to tell me the truth.
Speaker 1: Why would I lie?
Speaker 2: I was about to ask the same thing.
Speaker 1: You're right, it's not. But you can ask me anything. I've got nothing to hide.
Speaker 2: Okay. Why was the FBI here?
Speaker 1: They were assisting Interpol.
May 15, 04:49 AM
Speaker 1: Dude. Okay, so the agents before that old business. You're probably wondering what you got yourself into and why you should pull the rip cord. Right?
Speaker 2: Something like that.
Speaker 1: Awesome. First of all, I don't...
May 15, 04:48 AM
I'm going to expand on that. And then I said...
May 15, 04:46 AM
Speaker 1: Wait, what was the record?
Speaker 2: No, I was there. No, it wasn't.
May 15, 04:46 AM
Speaker 1: So she's finding us progress, I guess.
Speaker 2: She'll come around.
Speaker 1: Eventually all girls need their mothers. And that's coming from me, and you know my mother.
Speaker 2: Hey, how's the meeting?
May 15, 04:46 AM
Speaker 1: And cool.
Speaker 1: I know, but this one's off base.
Speaker 2: Don't really appreciate making me a stranger.
Speaker 1: [unclear]
Speaker 2: Oh, join us for a swim.
Speaker 1: Okay, here goes.
May 15, 04:45 AM
Speaker 1: She was just talking to me.
Speaker 2: Oh, why is she for a chat?
Speaker 1: She said she wants to come on over and hang out. She has a...
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: Do not underestimate my feel.
Speaker 2: [Laughter]
Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out which ones I'm going to give her.
Speaker 2: Give her some drinks?
Speaker 1: Yeah.
May 15, 04:45 AM
Speaker 1: Instead, it's like they're building their resume. They're missing the whole point of being young and dumb. Just rushing into adulthood like there's some kind of buried treasure there or something. All of them.
Speaker 2: Oh, well. Jo's a smart kid, she'll figure it out.
Speaker 1: Don't settle for less.
May 15, 04:45 AM
Speaker 1: I don't even recognize teenagers anymore. Welcome to my world.
Speaker 2: They should be cutting class to go smoke a bowl or, or dry humping in their parents' car or listening to punk rock or getting stupid tattoos.
May 15, 04:44 AM
Speaker 1: Decision made. Great, exactly what I was going for.
Alright, so party starts at five. That means I have plenty of time for a swim, maybe an afternoon siesta, maybe check the email.
Let's do it.
May 15, 04:44 AM
Speaker 1: You okay, man? Things went pretty heated out there.
Speaker 2: Trust me, it's fine. It's all part of the dance. Now I threaten to sue, and that agent's boss's boss makes him apologize and sweep it. Once you reach a certain net worth, they like to paint targets on your back, that's all. I hope that wasn't too douchey. Just...
May 15, 04:44 AM
Speaker 1: See ya.
Speaker 2: No, no, guys, you can't leave me here.
Speaker 1: Sorry guys, they do this to me once or twice a year, it never amounts to anything. It's just to keep me on my toes.
Speaker 2: Well, what are they looking for?
Speaker 1: It's a fishing expedition. They don't like the way I work, but they really don't like that I'm not breaking any laws.
May 15, 04:44 AM
Speaker 1: I think we should wait. I think we should wait. I think we should wait. The exercise is probably a pretty good bottleneck for the driver already.
Speaker 2: I can be packed in less than a minute.
Speaker 1: Okay.
May 15, 04:43 AM
This is good. Oh shit.
May 15, 04:43 AM
What the hell is this?
May 15, 04:43 AM
Speaker 1: Um, nothing to worry about here. We'll be right back.
Speaker 2: Un-fucking-believable.
Speaker 1: Just close it.
May 15, 04:42 AM
Oh, wait, sorry. Oh, wait, that's right there.
Uh, hey, sorry.
May 15, 04:42 AM
Speaker 1: What was that?
Speaker 2: So long, sir.
Speaker 1: Thanks, buddy. Take care.
May 15, 04:41 AM
Speaker 1: Oh, that's too bad.
Speaker 2: Well, actually, this guy I'm staying with is having a small party tonight. You should come.
Speaker 1: I don't think so.
Speaker 2: Honestly, you'll probably know more people at this thing than I will.
Speaker 1: Text me the details, I'll let you know.
Speaker 2: Okay. Good to see you.
Speaker 1: Good to see you.
May 15, 04:41 AM
Speaker 1: ...from the general store.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 1: Oh, how is Jack faring?
Speaker 2: Jack is a cockroach. He'd survive a nuclear blast.
Speaker 1: I've been meaning to call and check on him, but honestly, what would he even say?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not like they make a card for that.
Speaker 1: No, they do not. So how long are you out here?
Speaker 2: Just a month.
May 15, 04:41 AM
Speaker 1: Hi! What a nice surprise.
Speaker 2: Indeed.
Speaker 1: I didn't know you had a place out here.
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't. I'm just staying with a friend.
Speaker 2: Nice. How about you?
Speaker 1: Oh, I have a small place in Southampton on the Hedges just down...
May 15, 04:40 AM
Speaker 1: Simple and service, point in the paper.
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to make a dollar, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Who was that?
Speaker 2: That was Sposo [?], and you know who I'm about to go say hi to. I'm gonna go see if people want to order drinks.
May 15, 04:40 AM
Speaker 1: I don't care how old you are, your father is still your father.
Speaker 2: Hey!
Speaker 3: Bobby, how you doing? I hear you re-attacked your fence.
May 15, 04:40 AM
Speaker 1: I love this place. My parents had a place up here when I was a kid, so I spent a lot of time here.
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah? Do you ski?
Speaker 1: I do, yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, me too.
Speaker 1: It's a lot bigger than I remember.
May 15, 04:40 AM
What is GEO? GEO stands for Generative Engine Optimization. It is the new way to rank in AI search engines like ChatGPT, Perplex...
May 15, 04:39 AM
Speaker 1: How was it? It was just a show, it was just here.
Speaker 2: Oh, we're done?
Speaker 1: No, we are not done.
Speaker 2: We're done?
Speaker 1: No, we are not done.
Speaker 2: We're done?
Speaker 1: We're not done.
May 15, 04:39 AM
Speaker 1: I think it's got over like 20 Aspen lines released in just under a year now.
Speaker 2: I don't like guns.
Speaker 1: Of course. I'm sorry, I was thinking... Let's go back inside.
May 15, 04:39 AM
Speaker 1: Oh no, what is it?
Speaker 2: I know they're sweet, but they are considered an invasive species around here. They carry ticks that spread disease, they decimate vegetation. Believe it or not, they are the primary cause of car crashes. There's a guy from South Africa...
May 15, 04:38 AM